Tim Minchin
Eddie Perfect
Both
Laugh-a-pooloza's the name of our show
We've got comics familiar and some you don't know
We'll sing as you sit in this crazy red tent
That's too big for camping if camping you went
Laugh-a-poolooza, it's all about songs
A place where a musical comic belongs
Be shocked and amazed
At how multiskilled we really are
You've all got ears
We've both got tongues
Surely we can come to some arrangement
More expensive than a hand-job
Cheaper than the zoo
Come and be a big laugh-a-poolooza
We'll think you'll get more than your ticket is worth
It's the best musical comedy show on this Earth
We hope you like our bits, we're sure that you will
We sucked a lot of cock so we could get on the bill
We thought you liked stand-up, we reckon you're wrong
Because eveything's funnier contained in a song
Like why did the chicken cross the road?
Cos he had cancer!
The guys on the bill with us
Neither of us trust
By now they've probably drunk the whole damn rider
But pretending they're our mates
It's what we're paid to do
But we think they're all laugh-a-pooloozas
I left my wife outside of
The tent with Scod from Tripod
Don't be fooled by his unthreatening glasses
(He just loves arses!)
Every girl we liked
Paul McDermott screwed
Made us look like right laugh-a-pooloozas
You've seen Will Anderson and been out to dinner
And now you're feeling like a laugh-a-poo-winner
By the time we're done we promise you
You will be like big laugh-a-poolooza