Interview

Have you ever been a clown?

Sarah! Dear Sarah, I’ve never been a clown. What do you mean? I’m a clown, I’m a clown now. So yes. I’ve never been a children’s party clown. What have I done? I’m trying to think of terrible gigs, but I don’t think I’ve ever done gigs specifically to kids. So no, Sarah.

Who’s your favourite member of Girls Aloud?

I don’t know what that is, is it a band? Girl band? English? Um… Sandra. No, Hannah. Girls Are Loud… except Hannah.

Boxers or Briefs?

The inbetweeny ones. You know what sort of undies I wear! Oh, except in that video. I think I deliberately wore the worst undies there are. You know I wear the tight… the bike-short type ones.

*checks*

Y-fronts today.

*laughs*

Yuck! Sarah!

Do you have, or have you had, any pets?

Golden Labradors through my childhood.  And no, because we travel too much, and we can’t leave them behind. My next-door neighbour’s just bought three cats, it’s just insane. Then she went away for the weekend and we fed them. Stupid. Love ‘em though. I’d love to have a dog, but not in the next five years.